Turns out May is the official Masturbation Month. I'm someone who likes being prepared, so I've gathered a bunch of sales for stocking up your inventory.
What's a #GrandRebrand without free stuff? Enter my new giveaway to celebrate!
I was just notified by Lovehoney that they're having a ridiculous Flash Offer! They're giving away a free Tokidoki Unicorn Multi-speed Multi-color Massage Wand Vibrator (a $119.99 value) to everyone who spends $50 or more. The offer is available ONLY by using this link; it is not shown on their website. Cool, huh?
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"But no matter if you're making purchases for yourself or the next coolest person you know, we all want to save money if we can - and Black Friday is one of the best opportunities to do that. So, to make your life easier, I decided to compile my affiliates' Black Friday deals all in one place!
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"..I got plenty of towels under me, used the recommended Njoy Pure Wand and Magic Wand and released as many inhibitions as I could while waiting anxiously for the result as I came.."
"It's a unique feeling, that's for sure. The best comparison I can think of is the feeling of someone rapidly fluttering their tongue against your clit. Like a sputtering vacuum. Like someone making popcorn around your clit..."
"...after experiencing their own form of discrimination, the good and hard-working folks over at Kinkly decided they'd had enough and ran a sex blogging contest. If you think my blog is neat, you can vote for me here. Thank you in advance, my blog is nothing without you..."
"To celebrate, I'll be reviewing some awesome products and giving away a crap load more. There will also be llamas."
"Myth #3: You’ll “never need a man again” or want to use any other sex toy: YES, the Magic Wand is AMAZING, but it doesn’t fulfill every need. No toy on Earth exists that could take the place of a partner. Sex and masturbation isn’t ALL about the orgasm, it’s the emotional and physical connection with yourself or another human. Plus there are literally thousands of products available for our pleasure, and they keep on makin’ more. Dildos and strap-ons and bondage, oh my! You’ll certainly..."
"After sliding it inside of me and turning it on to a low buzz, I twisted it around again until the bend of the vibe leaned its back against the wall of my g-spot and my breath caught. I rocked it back and forth, my g-spot tantalized by the firm silicone, and quickly I felt the orgasm sneak up on me again."
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"Parting my lips with my other hand exposing my clit even more, I focused the warm stream directly on my clit and felt my knees begin to tremble. It was a sensation very different from what I normally feel with a vibrator, and I began yearning for the stream to be stronger."
"Parting my lips with my other hand and exposing my clit even more, I focused the warm stream directly on my clit and felt my knees begin to tremble. It was a sensation very different from what I normally feel with a vibrator, and I began yearning for the stream to be stronger."
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"It took my entire life thus far to be able to nail down the difference between a G-spot orgasm and a clitoral orgasm, and when I finally did a few months ago I decided that learning to 'squirt' was going to be my next mission. There was only one problem; if I happened to actually be successful, where did I plan on doing this without making a total mess?"
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