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Ophelia’s First Anniversary Bash Word Search!


Ophelia’s First Anniversary Bash Word Search!

In case you missed it last time I posted it:

You can print this blog page, copy and paste it into another program of your choice, print it from Word, or open it in Word and use the highlighting tool to play.

I just don’t recommend leaving it at your communal work printer for very long, because bills.

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My First Time: I Kissed a Girl Who is a Guy


As I’ve mentioned, I started to really make friends in high school because everyone fits in somewhere. I mostly nerded out with the music department, but I also found a home with the ‘goth’ kids. Not emo, but goth – dark clothes, wallet chains, skulls, angry music, platform leather boots, and pants with legs you could fit two of your friends in. Because of my depression, I’ve always identified with the more macabre things in life and really found comfort in that crowd.

I often sat with the goth kids at lunch, usually with my best friend. For no apparent reason one day during our junior year, she told our friend Heidi that she should kiss me. I’d never kissed a girl before, but the idea didn’t actually sound terrible to me. Heidi had long, blonde hair, eyes as blue as the ocean, big tits, and a smile that warmed your soul. She’s absolutely gorgeous, so I didn’t exactly protest.

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My First Anniversary Bash Is On


It’s halfway through the month, and we’re only days away from Spring in the Northern Hemisphere. Those of you in warmer climates haven’t been too affected; but the poor bastards (like me) who just had to dig our way out of Storm Stella in the Midwest and Eastern U.S. have just about had enough. We all need a little something to look forward to right now, so I figured it’s a great time to get my Anniversary Bash going.

Below is the Calendar of Carousal followed by descriptions of the events. Extra activities and giveaways will be added along the way, so subscribe or check back frequently to be notified of what has been released.

Enjoy!

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March 15 – Pot Pocket giveaway opens – enter here: Bash Giveaway #1: Pot Pocket – 6 Prizes!

16 – Reader Poll – What Ails You?

17 – ‘Firsts’ Story – It’s my First Anniversary Bash, so I figured I’d tell you stories about some of my ‘first times.’ This first true story is titledI Kissed a Girl Who is a Guy.”

18 – Review: The Womanizer Pro 40 from Good Vibes – a toy for clitoral stimulation

19 – Review: Arizer Air vaporizer from Vaped.com – hefty, comes with a travel case, and packs a punch

20 – Chameleon Glass giveaway opens!

21 – Topic: Depression

22 – Review: Chameleon Glass Wake ‘n Bake Mug

23 – Review: Bucky King Co. – we’ll check out their pipes and portable gravity bong

24 – ‘Firsts’ Story

25 – Topic: Cannabis

26 – Review: Flowermate V5.0S Mini Pro from Vaped.com – tons of accessories and a wide range of temperature settings

27 – ‘Firsts’ Story plus a Reader Poll

28 – #TravelTuesday: Favorite Travel Sex Toy Photo Submission Contest – what sex toys do you like to travel with?

29 – #WednesdayWisdom: “Ask Ophelia” – I get a lot of questions, so I figured I’d tell you the answers

30 – #ThrowbackThursday: Photo Submission Contest, winner gets a customized picture from me

31 – Review: Pot Pocket – a handy-dandy wooden casing for your joints and blunts that fits right in your pocket

April 1 – Topic: Sex

2 – Review: Chameleon Glass Absolute Zero Atomizer – a miniature coil condenser cools the smoke in this handheld pipe; put it in the freezer for an extra chill

3 – ‘Firsts’  Story

4 – #TravelTuesday: Favorite De-Stressing Spot Photo Submission Contest – where do you go to relax?

5 – VisuaLyrics Release – I’ve started a series called ‘VisuaLyrics’ which pairs my favorite lyrics with images that represent them

6 – #ThrowbackThursday: Best Smoking Spot Photo Submission Contest, winner gets a PotPocket

7 – Review: Cannabath & Body soap plus a new Reader Poll

8 – Erotica: Guest Blog Story Submission Contest – get working on your hottest story, the winner gets featured as a guest blog!

9 – Review: Oniichan Games ‘Tweeker‘ – always wanted to build a meth lab and run from the D.E.A.? Now you can with your friends.

10 – VisuaLyrics Release

11 – Guest Post: Cannabis – I’m grabbing someone awesome from the industry and publishing their guest post related to cannabis

12 – Spotlight: Steve DeAngelo of Harborside – if you’ve never heard of him, he’s someone you should know

13 – #ThrowbackThursday: Reader Favorites – a compilation of all of the posts that people love reading on my blog

14 – What Depression Feels Like – an expression of what depression means to me and how it manifests itself in my life

15 – Bash Ends – Special Activity

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What is Kinkly, Who Are These ‘Sex Blogging Superheroes,’ and Why Do I Care?


Blogging didn’t even exist yet when I was born in ’85, and shoddy dial-up Internet didn’t reach US homes until the 90’s. Growing up as an 80’s/90’s kid, you relied solely on books for information. If you wanted to learn or understand anything, yes, you had to go to this place called a ‘Library’ and scour through books (with no Ctrl-F) endlessly until you found what you were looking for. As you can imagine or have experienced, this is very time-consuming, and mostly unhelpful.

This practice was fine for book reports and learning about the Civil War, but as a developing adolescent there were only so many books for me about ‘What is this vagina thing?,’ ‘Oh-I own something called a G-spot?,’ and later in life, ‘My partners don’t make me orgasm so there’s probably something wrong with me, right?’ I remember sitting in the corner of a Barnes and Noble a few times growing up reading titles such as “Where Did I Come From?” and “What’s Happening to My Body?,” taking care to have a Highlights magazine keep the book hidden.

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