"Chameleon Glass and I are back with another giveaway! I can't harp on about them enough, so I figure that the best way to show you how great they are is to just get a product in your hands..."
"It's a unique feeling, that's for sure. The best comparison I can think of is the feeling of someone rapidly fluttering their tongue against your clit. Like a sputtering vacuum. Like someone making popcorn around your clit..."
"To celebrate, I'll be reviewing some awesome products and giving away a crap load more. There will also be llamas."
"After sliding it inside of me and turning it on to a low buzz, I twisted it around again until the bend of the vibe leaned its back against the wall of my g-spot and my breath caught. I rocked it back and forth, my g-spot tantalized by the firm silicone, and quickly I felt the orgasm sneak up on me again."
"I swear there's just something about glass bubblers that fucks you up extra. When I hit this thing, I can feel it deep in my lungs. The dry herb attachment is huge so you can pack it as heavy or as light as you prefer."
"I've checked out the very user-friendly and chic Imag+, the multi-functional and never-dying Haze V3 Dual Chamber, the classy (and even vibrating!) Focusvape, and the dual-use Arizer Solo that can be used as a vape or for aromatherapy! All have been extremely quality, reasonably priced, and have not disappointed me. This time, I've been tasked with scrutinizing the Silver Surfer Vaporizer and I'm excited to share my findings!"
"I recommend the hell out of this rig. It's elegant, cute, badass, versatile, quality, and bound to get compliments. I can see this rig being pulled out for bachelorette shindigs, 'girls night,' or spending the day in bed watching porn and masturbating. Your choice."