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Second Visualyrics Release – from ‘Starving’ by Hailee Steinfeld, Grey, and Zedd


Music is a major part of my life, and some lyrics mean more to me than others. I often see imagery in my head when certain songs are playing and I really focus on the words, so I thought I’d recreate them here.

I call them Visualyrics.

 

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#ThrowbackThursday Favorite Vacation Photo Submission


Favorite Vacation Photo

Tweet or Instagram an old picture you’ve taken on a memorable vacation. It can be of you, scenery, or an interesting soup can you saw in an alley. I’m just looking for creativity/thought.

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First Visualyrics Release – from Lit’s ‘Miserable’


Music is a major part of my life, and some lyrics mean more to me than others. I often see imagery in my head when certain songs are playing and I really focus on the words, so I thought I’d recreate them here.

I call them Visualyrics.

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Ophelia’s First Anniversary Bash – Giveaways, Reviews, Activities, and Stray Llamas


Thoughts With a Dildo in Hand has existed in my mind for a couple of years now, and I finally released it to the world just over one year ago. For my first anniversary, I’m throwing a month-long virtual bash in your honor. After all – I’d just be talking to myself if I didn’t have my faithful readers.

So, thank you.

To celebrate, I’ll be reviewing some awesome products and giving away a bunch more. I’ll be sharing personal stories of other ‘firsts’ I’ve had, and have other fun things to do too. There will also be llamas.

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Review: My Twisted #Orgasm from the ‘G-Twist’ by Good Vibrations


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With all of the drama that’s been going on around here, I swear I haven’t jerked off in ages. I kept thinking about it, and all it did was amp up my libido. I started getting wet just reading a recipe for compost tea for cannabis plants, so I figured I was well overdue to cum. I’ve been meaning to write a review for the G-Twist from Good Vibes and thought this would be a great opportunity. This is actually an improved, updated version from the old one whose battery compartment gave some users trouble.

Since I was getting wet over absolutely nothing, I figured I didn’t need porn but went for it anyway. I like porn. It gets me incredibly aroused, and I LOVE getting all worked up and then satisfying it. I saw a “Military Uniform”category on my second favorite porn site, and it caught my attention. I settled on this patriotic gem here and grabbed the G-Twist.

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