Turns out May is the official Masturbation Month. I'm someone who likes being prepared, so I've gathered a bunch of sales for stocking up your inventory.
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The month of February started off with a tragedy, which seems to have set off a chain reaction of bad luck for me. It was the worst month that I've had in years, decades even, and I found myself reeling all the way through March. However, when multiple doors slam shut, sometimes another one opens.
I was just notified by Lovehoney that they're having a ridiculous Flash Offer! They're giving away a free Tokidoki Unicorn Multi-speed Multi-color Massage Wand Vibrator (a $119.99 value) to everyone who spends $50 or more. The offer is available ONLY by using this link; it is not shown on their website. Cool, huh?
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"Suddenly I felt the weight of his body on top of me. It was then that I realized he had begun having sex with me.."
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"..I got plenty of towels under me, used the recommended Njoy Pure Wand and Magic Wand and released as many inhibitions as I could while waiting anxiously for the result as I came.."
"Lying on his back on the sand with his head cocked toward me, I sit in a chair in front of him and spread my legs. With a towel draped high across my lap in case I need it, I start to slowly rub my inner thighs while he watches. I make a 'V' shape with my fingers and work my way up my.."
"Just thinking that the janitor may walk into the closet mid-fuck, or that the kids will be home from school at any minute is enough to make plenty of nipples hard..."
"A couple of weeks ago I received a question regarding something that has not been uncommon throughout history - the age gap. Many people wonder: what pair of ages are socially or even morally acceptable for a sexual relationship to exist?"
"...took the rest of his clothes off. He flipped me over onto my knees, then knelt behind me and caressed every curve of my tits, hips, and ass. I heard a condom being ripped open and my nipples hardened because I knew I was about to get fucked by a stranger. He found it incredibly hot to watch us having sex, so I gripped the back of the couch and took the cock that was given to me..."
"...there I was in the dark wing of my high school theater blowing my friend as someone else sat next to us watching..."
"I made my way past her ribs and down her stomach, then took her jeans off. In her bra and panties she sat up and gently pushed me onto my back to do the same to me. With both of us stripped we kissed and touched each other..."
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"...after experiencing their own form of discrimination, the good and hard-working folks over at Kinkly decided they'd had enough and ran a sex blogging contest. If you think my blog is neat, you can vote for me here. Thank you in advance, my blog is nothing without you..."
"To celebrate, I'll be reviewing some awesome products and giving away a crap load more. There will also be llamas."
"Myth #3: You’ll “never need a man again” or want to use any other sex toy: YES, the Magic Wand is AMAZING, but it doesn’t fulfill every need. No toy on Earth exists that could take the place of a partner. Sex and masturbation isn’t ALL about the orgasm, it’s the emotional and physical connection with yourself or another human. Plus there are literally thousands of products available for our pleasure, and they keep on makin’ more. Dildos and strap-ons and bondage, oh my! You’ll certainly..."