"..I got plenty of towels under me, used the recommended Njoy Pure Wand and Magic Wand and released as many inhibitions as I could while waiting anxiously for the result as I came.."
"Lying on his back on the sand with his head cocked toward me, I sit in a chair in front of him and spread my legs. With a towel draped high across my lap in case I need it, I start to slowly rub my inner thighs while he watches. I make a 'V' shape with my fingers and work my way up my.."
"It's a unique feeling, that's for sure. The best comparison I can think of is the feeling of someone rapidly fluttering their tongue against your clit. Like a sputtering vacuum. Like someone making popcorn around your clit..."
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"Myth #3: You’ll “never need a man again” or want to use any other sex toy: YES, the Magic Wand is AMAZING, but it doesn’t fulfill every need. No toy on Earth exists that could take the place of a partner. Sex and masturbation isn’t ALL about the orgasm, it’s the emotional and physical connection with yourself or another human. Plus there are literally thousands of products available for our pleasure, and they keep on makin’ more. Dildos and strap-ons and bondage, oh my! You’ll certainly..."
"After sliding it inside of me and turning it on to a low buzz, I twisted it around again until the bend of the vibe leaned its back against the wall of my g-spot and my breath caught. I rocked it back and forth, my g-spot tantalized by the firm silicone, and quickly I felt the orgasm sneak up on me again."
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"People dream and fantasize about hooking up with the delivery girl or the electrician, but holy crap it was actually happening to me. With his tool belt hitting my floor, I threw him down on my bed on his back and climbed on top of him."
"Parting my lips with my other hand exposing my clit even more, I focused the warm stream directly on my clit and felt my knees begin to tremble. It was a sensation very different from what I normally feel with a vibrator, and I began yearning for the stream to be stronger."
"Parting my lips with my other hand and exposing my clit even more, I focused the warm stream directly on my clit and felt my knees begin to tremble. It was a sensation very different from what I normally feel with a vibrator, and I began yearning for the stream to be stronger."
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"I couldn't help but look at them and imagine drawing my skirt up a little higher so I could access myself better. Euphoric and sensitive from the brownie and booze, I felt my nipples harden as I discretely traced a finger up my inner thigh just to feel the incredible sensation."
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“I’d discover a tingling between my legs. It’s no secret that weed makes you horny, so I’d end up reaching for my Jackhammer and experimenting with it.”
"...but to invite you to join me on an erotic journey narrated by a person with depression who enjoys the hell out of marijuana and masturbation - especially together."