How I Taught Myself to Squirt Like a Porn Star with Sheets of San Francisco and the Njoy Pure Wand

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Preview: How I Taught Myself to Squirt

"It took my entire life thus far to be able to nail down the difference between a G-spot orgasm and a clitoral orgasm, and when I finally did a few months ago I decided that learning to 'squirt' was going to be my next mission. There was only one problem; if I happened to actually be successful, where did I plan on doing this without making a total mess?"

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I’ve Just Had the Best Two Orgasms of My Entire Life.

"... it seemed to fall perfectly within my slit so I could slide it up and down without having to guide it. After gliding it around until it drew my juices to the surface, I eventually allowed it to find my opening. I felt an electric jolt of pleasure snap through my body. It was as if my sexual transmission shifted into a higher gear."