It’s halfway through the month, and we’re only days away from Spring in the Northern Hemisphere. Those of you in warmer climates haven’t been too affected; but the poor bastards (like me) who just had to dig our way out of Storm Stella in the Midwest and Eastern U.S. have just about had enough. We all need a little something to look forward to right now, so I figured it’s a great time to get my Anniversary Bash going.
Below is the Calendar of Carousal followed by (more…)
Pot Pocket Giveaway is Open
We’ve all had that Cheech and Chong moment where we’ve gone to look for that joint we may or may not have forgotten about in our pocket, and it comes out looking like a used straw wrapper that Bigfoot sat on.
So worry no more, Pot Pocket and I are going to take care of you. We’re giving away 2 Pot Pocket Grand Prizes, and 4 Pot Pocket stickers to the runner-ups.
Blogging didn’t even exist yet when I was born in ’85, and shoddy dial-up Internet didn’t reach US homes until the 90’s. Growing up as an 80’s/90’s kid, you relied solely on books for information. If you wanted to learn or understand anything, yes, you had to go to this place called a ‘Library’ and scour through books (with no Ctrl-F) endlessly until you found what you were looking for. As you can imagine or have experienced, this is very time-consuming, and mostly unhelpful.
This practice was fine for book reports and learning about the Civil War, but as a developing adolescent there were only so many books for me about ‘What is this vagina thing?,’ ‘Oh-I own something called a G-spot?,’ and later in life, ‘My partners don’t make me orgasm so there’s probably something wrong with me, right?’ I remember sitting in the corner of a Barnes and Noble a few times growing up reading titles such as “Where Did I Come From?” and “What’s Happening to My Body?,” taking care to have a Highlights magazine keep the book hidden.
Thoughts With a Dildo in Hand has existed in my mind for a couple of years now, and I finally released it to the world just over one year ago. For my first anniversary, I’m throwing a month-long virtual bash in your honor. After all – I’d just be talking to myself if I didn’t have my faithful readers.
So, thank you.
To celebrate, I’ll be reviewing some awesome products and giving away a bunch more. I’ll be sharing personal stories of other ‘firsts’ I’ve had, and have other fun things to do too. There will also be llamas.
Chameleon Glass and I have been following each other on Twitter for quite a while now, and their glasswork is absolutely beautiful. We have some mutual Twitter followers, so it seemed like a natural fit to work together. They’ve sent me their Complete Solution to try out, and I’ll be telling you all about it later this month! So far, I’m definitely impressed.
We decided we’d like to do a giveaway, so Chameleon Glass was awesome enough to volunteer one of their own pieces – the ‘Reynolds’ Ultra Low Drag Rig from their exclusive McCoy Oilers rig line. It’s a crafted dab rig, but they’re including both the dab nail and the flower attachment for dry herb so you can experience both! Not only does it look pretty neat, it’s also built from SCIENCE!
After reviewing and loving the Haze V3 Dual Vaporizer here, the owner at Vaped.com decided he’d like to give one away to my awesome readers. I love that it has two chambers that you can load up separately with dry herb, wax, concentrates, liquid, or one of each. The extra battery always comes in handy in an emergency when the battery dies ‘in action,’ so you’ll never be stuck with a dead vape.
This is a pretty sweet giveaway – the vape is worth $250, and there are 10 total prizes. That’s so 9 extra people aren’t sad that they didn’t win the Haze V3. 🙂
Make the holidays a little brighter by winning yourself a new Imag+ Vaporizer, a fancy pants Vaped.com tshirt, or a new grinder for all your grinding needs. Check out my review of the Imag+ here; I loved it and you will too!
Hey ya’ll! As I had mentioned in my Cyber Week deals post, my affiliate Vaped.com, whom I’ve written about before, has been kind enough to offer my followers a 10% discount on purchases made on Vaped.com or Vaped.ca for the month of December.
All you have to do is use the code OPHELIA122015 at checkout to receive the discount.
If you’re in the market for a vape or aren’t sure if you are, Vaped.com is a great place to start. They only carry quality products, they have fast shipping (free over $99), you get a free grinder with most products, and they actually teach you a little about vaping on their website.
Like I’ve said, I LOVE their Imag+ Ceramic portable vaporizer that I raved about here, and I definitely recommend it to both those just starting out, and those who have been vaping for years. I love it so much that we’ve decided to give away the Imag+ Ceramic, plus 9 other awesome prizes from Vaped.com as a holiday thank you to my followers. It ends Christmas Eve – enter here!
I just wanted to write a quick note to keep you guys informed about what’s going on with me these days!
When you’re all done buying your Tupperware, vacuums, and video games for the kids on Black Friday and Cyber Monday, don’t forget to take a minute and think about yourself for once. When was the last time you splurged and bought yourself a new sex toy or smoking accessory?
My affiliates are having some pretty sweet deals right now for Cyber Week, so I thought I’d share them with you!
Just letting you know that my Bliss cannabis-infused lubricant giveaway ends tonight (tomorrow) at 2:59am EST so west coast users have until midnight their time to enter.
I’ve partnered up with Bliss to bring you cannabis-infused lubricant! We’re giving away 3 prizes, and perhaps one of them could be yours… 😉 I’ll be reviewing this product as soon as I try it!
Full contest rules are listed in the competition, and it ends on November 24, 2015 at 2:59am. (Midnight 11/23 for the west coast.) Check out the link below to enter! Best of luck, loves!
Have you used cannabis-infused products before? How do you feel about trying this one out?