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In case you haven't heard, Thoughts With a Dildo in Hand has retired, and Ophelia's is the new face in the fight against stigmas associated with depression, sex, and cannabis. After 4 months of tiresome work, my new website has finally been published!
The month of February started off with a tragedy, which seems to have set off a chain reaction of bad luck for me. It was the worst month that I've had in years, decades even, and I found myself reeling all the way through March. However, when multiple doors slam shut, sometimes another one opens.
"Two years ago to the exact month, I felt my depression hitting hard and knew it was time to try it again. Unfortunately, one of the hallmarks of my personal brand of depression is a severe lack of motivation. Have you ever had one of those chores or errands you have to do that you simply keep pushing off for hours, days, or sometimes even weeks? Well, it took me.."
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"Ok. I'm about to get extremely open and honest with you. Ready? I've gone back and forth between being public about this and not, and after the last few minutes I've decided it's time I talk for.."
"None of my friends know this, but I.."
"Lying on his back on the sand with his head cocked toward me, I sit in a chair in front of him and spread my legs. With a towel draped high across my lap in case I need it, I start to slowly rub my inner thighs while he watches. I make a 'V' shape with my fingers and work my way up my.."
"While polls indicate that over 60% of Americans would like to see Cannabis legalized, there is still a great deal of fear and discomfort discussing the subject publicly… and for good reason! In 2017, there are STILL thousands of people each year..."
"I absolutely love the charging port on it, and it has all of the great features you'd expect on a vape. It's modern with its digital screen, and the mouthpiece tucks away so it's a convenient and lightweight shape to..."
..." Imagine you have a migraine and will be judged for taking Ibuprofen; or that you have to make it through your entire work day without a coffee or people will whisper that you have an addiction..."
"Remember the time(s) in high school when you or your friend made a pipe out of a Poland Spring bottle and a straw, or a gravity bong out of a Mountain Dew bottle and aluminum foil on the fly? Later on, like me, you may have graduated to..."
"Many people start their morning with a coffee and smoke, and the Wake 'n Bake mug can't make it any easier."
"In full disclosure/testimony, I am not low as I write this review..."Does it get me high?" The answer is..."
"Chameleon Glass and I are back with another giveaway! I can't harp on about them enough, so I figure that the best way to show you how great they are is to just get a product in your hands..."
"You can print this blog page, copy and paste it into another program of your choice, print it from Word, or open it in Word and use the highlighting tool to play."
"Below is the Calendar of Carousal followed by descriptions of the events. Extra activities and giveaways will be added along the way, so subscribe or check back frequently to be notified of..."
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"We've all had that Cheech and Chong moment where we've gone to look for that joint we may or may not have forgotten about in our pocket, and it comes out looking like a used straw wrapper that Bigfoot sat on."
"To celebrate, I'll be reviewing some awesome products and giving away a crap load more. There will also be llamas."