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Review: Bucky King Co. Gravity Bong – Video & More


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Remember the time(s) in high school when you or your friend made a pipe out of a Poland Spring bottle and a straw, or a gravity bong out of a Mountain Dew bottle and aluminum foil on the fly?  Later on, like me, you may have graduated to separating your real pipe and jury-rigging the bowl piece on top of your Mountain Dew bottle cap for your gravity bong. They were the worst of times, yet probably also the best of times looking back. Oh, the things we design to get high.

Adults should smoke weed with proper, safe, and quality pieces out of respect for the herb, and largely our health. Smoking with aluminum foil and straws really should be reserved for emergencies only. Bucky King Co. realizes that, so they’ve created “The World’s Greatest Gravity Bong,” the Bucky Top.

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I Can Tell the Depression is Gone by the Jukebox in My Head


I’ve been in love with music since I was a kid and I can’t remember doing much without it growing up. Even now, there is very little of my conscious time that is spent without music being played on my phone, TV, laptop, or Google Home. I don’t have an explanation for it, all I know is that Continue reading

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Review: Arizer Air Vaporizer from Vaped


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In full disclosure/testimony, I am not low as I write this review, thanks to the Arizer Air from Vaped. I typically try a product out a few times before I review it, and usually once again right before I write about it so I can capture my most honest impressions of it. I just Continue reading

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Review: Womanizer Pro40 from Good Vibes


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If you’ve never heard of or used a Womanizer, it’s actually a pretty interesting concept if you can get past the name. About zero people understand why they chose “Womanizer” as a brand, but let’s just go with it for now. Built specifically for the clit, this innovative little tool is nothing like your vibrator at home.

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My First Time: I Kissed a Girl Who is a Guy


As I’ve mentioned, I started to really make friends in high school because everyone fits in somewhere. I mostly nerded out with the music department, but I also found a home with the ‘goth’ kids. Not emo, but goth – dark clothes, wallet chains, skulls, angry music, platform leather boots, and pants with legs you could fit two of your friends in. Because of my depression, I’ve always identified with the more macabre things in life and really found comfort in that crowd.

I often sat with the goth kids at lunch, usually with my best friend. For no apparent reason one day during our junior year, she told our friend Heidi that she should kiss me. I’d never kissed a girl before, but the idea didn’t actually sound terrible to me. Heidi had long, blonde hair, eyes as blue as the ocean, big tits, and a smile that warmed your soul. She’s absolutely gorgeous, so I didn’t exactly protest.

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