The Untold Story Behind Ophelia’s

Ophelia’s used to be known as Thoughts With a Dildo in Hand – why the name change in 2018 & what did it mean? Learn the untold story here.

Meet Molly

Molly inherited the heavy task of assembling the Top 100 Sex Blogs list. That means you get to nominate any and all sex blogs you like by 11/1/18 by either commenting on her post, or emailing her.

If You Like My Blog, There’s Something You Can Do

Since 2013, the good folks over at Kinkly have scoured through the best of the best sex blogs in all of the Interwebs to come up with the Top Sex Blogging Superheroes all in one place. It’s that time again, and until Saturday 10/13/18, you can vote for your favorite sex blog(s) to be considered for Kinkly’s coveted Top 100 spots.

This is What an End of Life Party is Actually Like

Many of us have received a pastel-laden invitation in the mail requesting our presence (presents?) at a friend or colleague’s Baby Shower and never blinked an eye – it’s easy to imagine the desire to celebrate new life, right? But what about death? Can you imagine what your first thoughts would be if you opened up that envelope to reveal an End of Life Party invitation? I can’t say that I ever had either, until the day it became a reality.

How Amazon Prime Helps My Depression | + Major Prime Day Deals On NOW

Amazon is hands-down my favorite place to shop for general items. It’s Prime Day 2018, so I’ve written about how Amazon helps my depression & rounded up deals!

Do I Have Depression, or Do I Just Need to Grow Up?

Everyone has a different brand of depression. A recent interaction with my dental hygienist got me wondering – am I depressed or just lazy?

15 Signs You Have High-Functioning Anxiety

We all get a little anxious now and again, but what if those thoughts interfere with your everyday life? And what if you know it’s affecting your life, but others can’t see it – is it in your head? Or do you have high-functioning anxiety?

Your Quick Guide to Pride 2018

That colorful time of year is officially here – it’s Pride Month. Here’s your quick guide on what it is, where and when to celebrate, what the flags mean, tips for first-timers, consent, and brands who donate to the LGBTQIAPK community.

He / She / They / X | How We Can Approach Gender Identity

We no longer identify as a binary world – sure, we still have male and female sex characteristics, but you simply can’t assume how a person identifies based on how they look. But what are the aspects of gender identity?

Study Suggests Colorado Budtenders are Recommending Marijuana to Pregnant Women

Morning sickness is a very common occurrence during pregnancy. But is there any way to alleviate it? Researchers went undercover as pregnant women and called multiple Colorado marijuana dispensaries seeking advice for the common ailment.

Do Monogamous Couples Have More Fun?

No matter if you’re monogamous or not, you may have wondered at some point in time what it’s like to be on the other side. Does sex eventually get boring in a monogamous relationship? Or is there nothing that can beat that singular connection?

Here Are the Depressing Results of a Report on Depression

“The rise in diagnoses has climbed 33% since just 2013, with Millenials being most affected. Depression seriously impacts our health, so much so that Blue Cross Blue Shield did a report on the effects it has.”

Want to Rent a Sex Dungeon? Look No Further

“What if there was a place where you could rent that sex dungeon you keep imagining in your wildest dreams?”

The No-Joke Vibrator That Orders Pizza After Orgasm | My Dreams Have Come True

“After spending the last 45 minutes vigorously masturbating, all you want is food and water STAT. Well fear no more, your desires will soon be assuaged by the least likely of saviors – your vibrator.”

7 Ways to Cope With Your Partner’s Depression

Depression is difficult enough for those experiencing symptoms, but what about the people around us? Something with such force that can bring us to our knees on a whim surely must be powerful enough to affect others, right? As with many disorders and diseases, depression unfortunately has the ability to impact those we love the most.

Here are 7 ways to help them cope.

Masturbation May Sex Toy Discount Codes | World’s First Bionic Dildo

Turns out May is the official Masturbation Month. I’m someone who likes being prepared, so I’ve gathered a bunch of sales for stocking up your inventory.

New Website, New Giveaway – Have You Entered Yet?

What’s a #GrandRebrand without free stuff?

Enter my new giveaway to celebrate!

My #GrandRebrand is On, Come Visit the New Website!

In case you haven’t heard, Thoughts With a Dildo in Hand has retired, and Ophelia’s is the new face in the fight against stigmas associated with depression, sex, and cannabis. After 4 months of tiresome work, my new website has finally been published! 

Metamorphosis

The month of February started off with a tragedy, which seems to have set off a chain reaction of bad luck for me. It was the worst month that I’ve had in years, decades even, and I found myself reeling all the way through March. However, when multiple doors slam shut, sometimes another one opens.

Wanted: Your Opinion in My Focus Group for an Amazon Gift Card

I want your opinion! I’m creating a focus group to give me feedback on the new..