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Playing with Porn, Not Watching It


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My husband and I like getting together with our friends occasionally for ‘game night’ – ie: drinking and perverse commentary while playing some form of inappropriate card or board game. Our best friends just had their second baby in two years a few months ago so it has been challenging to see each other, but we finally were able to recently and checked out a new game.

What could possibly be better than dildos, scissoring, big dicks, and alcohol? Nothing. That’s why Porn: The Game! was created.

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If you love or were around for the vintage smut era, then you’ll enjoy this game. The graphics are pretty…well…graphic, and they’re quite a joy to look at during the game. You obviously have to be relatively comfortable with the other players, because as you can imagine, things can get pretty interesting.

The decks they sent me are standard playing card-sized and of good quality, though they told me they’ve actually improved the quality of the cards even more for durability since. You start with a minimum of 3 players, are dealt 4 cards, and leave the rest of the cards as a pile to pick from. Taking turns, you simply follow the instructions provided on each card. The object is to eliminate the cards in your hand as the first person with no cards is the winner. Of course, it isn’t that easy. You may get crabs or be fucked by the tentacle monster first.

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Porn: The Game! offers an Extreme Drunkard expansion pack that includes instructions on each card on how to involve booze – because why not? Cards such as ‘Ping Pong Show‘ even add extra activities like playing a round of Beer Pong when you play the card. There are several opportunities for chugging beers, taking shots, and having drinks, so things only get more interesting as the game progresses.

If you have an impressionable conscience like me, you may struggle with fucking your friends. But I’m pretty sure that’s nothing the Extreme Drunkard version can’t fix. And if you enjoy swindling, scheming, and passing around crabs, I think you’ll dig it. At times, you may think there is something wrong with one of your friends, don’t worry – they’re probably just following their instructions.

Overall it’s a fun game, but it can only play off of the folks you’re around. You definitely have to have a fun, open-minded crowd, which you probably  already do if you’re reading this. (High five!) We did find ourselves in circumstances which we thought required more instruction, so my interpretation of the game is that you just make it your own. If you come across a situation you’re unsure of, try to make a majority decision (and make it a wacky one for fun) and continue on.

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There are endless possibilities with this game to transform it to something you’re into. If you don’t drink, do virgin Jello shots or take a bong rip. Or play with people you’re open with and make it sexy playing Strip Porn: The Game! You’re pretty much guaranteed to be somewhat aroused playing this because the pictures are pretty hardcore.

Now – all I want to know is, when is the vintage hippie/reefer madness game coming out, guys?

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Tech Specs

You can find them here or on Twitter @PorntheGame.

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Pros:

  • Awesome artwork
  • Open for interpretation/personalization
  • Extreme Drunkard expansion pack
  • Nod to the vintage era

Cons:

  • Some of the ‘actions’ on the cards are a little silly, but they could be fun with the right group
  • Requires 3+ people which can be difficult for couples

 

Recommendations:

  • There are more extensive instructions on their website that I wish I knew about before playing the game! They can be found here!
  • Definitely get the ED expansion pack, even if you don’t drink – it contains all new cards with new pictures and actions

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4 comments on “Playing with Porn, Not Watching It

  1. “You may get crabs or be fucked by the tentacle monster first” – for that sentence alone, this game sounds worth a go.

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