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How Niagara Falls Feels Against Your Clit


If you’ve ever been to Niagara Falls, you were first struck by their immense beauty and presence, then you were impressed by how powerful the falls must be to create an almost deafening sound that gently rattles the Earth surrounding them. I hadn’t managed to make it to the Falls in my cognizant adult life, so my husband took me there a couple of years ago. It now occupies a high slot on the list of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been (especially at night), and I really enjoyed going down below them on the Maid of the Mist boat tour.

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I remember being on the boat at the foot of the falls having to yell to my husband to be heard over the thunderous sound of them crashing where they met the water just yards in front of us. Flowing at over 84,000 cubic feet per second from an intimidating 167 feet above our heads, I couldn’t help but feel small and powerless as the vibration rumbled throughout my body.

I was recently reminded of some of these feelings, and it’s not because we visited Buffalo again.

A Twitter friend thought a company she knows of would be a great match with me, so she got us hooked up and they sent me their premier product, the KlittraJet shower set that uses the methodology of hydro-stimulation. I introduced you to them in February when I hosted a Valentine’s Day Giveaway of their shower and bath kit. People seemed really excited, so I had to give it a test run.

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The shower kit physically resembles any other standard handheld shower wand with attached hose, but it’s what’s inside that counts. I don’t have unique or extraordinary water pressure, but what comes out of that product could save millions of trees from wildfire annually.

So to size it up I switched it immediately to the most powerful setting, and like an idiot, I shot the jet square at my clit.

DO NOT DO THAT.

It is fierce. Holy crap, I thought I sheared my clit clean off. Everything was fine after a few seconds of course, then I proceeded to start over beginning on a gentler setting. It has a range of options including rainfall, massage, powerful jet, FUCKING POWERFUL jet, and even pause. Plus I’ve figured out that you can get a whole other mess of options by lingering in between settings at different intervals.

With Pearl Jam playing on my phone from a nearby windowsill, I found a setting on the wand that was reasonably strong, yet gentle, and I directed the stream between my legs again. It was much more pleasant this time, and the heat of the hot water seeped into me and made me ache for more. (If you have lady parts and have never experienced warm/hot water specifically placed on them, I urge you to go soak a cloth in medium-hot water, place it between your legs, and after you exclaim “Ooo!” come tell me about it.) Protected by its hood, my clit felt the essence of the steady pressure caused by the blast of water, but it wasn’t piercing and it felt amazing. I mentally compared the power behind the water to what Niagara Falls would surely feel like roaring against my clit. The vehemence and intensity of the jet reminded me of being below the falls completely engulfed in the ferocity. Swaying the wand back and forth, I occasionally caught a bit of my clit head on with the water and a surge of pleasure swept through my entire pelvic region each time.

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Parting my lips with my other hand exposing my clit even more, I focused the warm stream directly on my clit and felt my knees begin to tremble. It was a sensation very different from what I normally feel with a vibrator, and I began yearning for the stream to be stronger. I cranked it up to the highest setting again and brought it between my legs once more. Realizing that I’d desensitized a bit with arousal and could hold the stream close to my clit without any pain, I felt myself close to orgasm almost instantly. Within no time, I was holding myself up against the shower wall in ecstasy, willing my knees to not crumble beneath me as Eddie Vedder’s voice briefly faded away in the distance.

As I regained my vision and motor skills, I pulled myself back together and started feeling a little nostalgic. I told you a little about when I first began masturbating in my introductory post Well, Hello There. Though I seem to have a lot of my past inexplicably missing from my memory, I do remember that I masturbated a lot when I was a pre-teen/teen, and I did it just about anywhere I could. One of those places was our above-ground pool growing up.

I only have one sibling who is several years older than me who was away at college around the time I started discovering my immense sexuality. I basically grew up an only child because of our age difference and the lack of kids my age in my rural town, and therefore I did a lot of hanging out alone around the house. During the summers, I loved lounging in our pool, but it could get pretty boring in solitary so I had to find ways of entertaining myself.

I always knew the jet that shot clean water back into the pool from the pump was pretty strong, so I had to find out how it would feel against my clit. The pool was in the back yard surrounded by trees and my parents were always keeping busy in the house or garage, so I had some decent privacy. I’d slightly rise up out of the water and slump myself over the metal shelf around the edge of the pool with one arm, then pretend I was ‘inspecting’ the pump or looking at bugs in case anyone happened to walk out. I’d reach down with my free hand and spread my lips open, then I’d aim the jet directly on my clit and feel the surge rumble throughout my entire body. The fact that I even remembering doing this (and not just once) tells me it was a sensation I’ll never forget, and am happy to be able to replicate again.

Aside from my ‘pool lover,’ I also remember occasionally using my parents’ shower in the master bathroom instead of mine, and they had the standard shower wand with different settings and a long hose. I figured out pretty quickly that the wand wasn’t just for showering with. (Typical of me, I can turn most anything into a sex toy. Or a bong.) Like I did with the KlittraJet, I had placed the stream of water against my clit and it felt awesome. There’s something about forced water that just feels….different. But while it felt great, I always kept longing for more. I would feel close to cumming, but I needed something just a bit stronger to make it really impactful. I remember feeling the urge to want to smash the wand against me just to get that power I needed, but that’s not terribly hygienic so I settled for working really hard to hit the right spot for long enough.

KlittraJet gives me all the power I desire…..and then some. Since it’s not made just for vagina-owners, the powerful settings are great for a hot back massage and the gentle settings may be useful on the posterior too. I’ve also been informed recently that a soothing stream to the balls is a nice sensation as well!

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But wait, there’s more – KlittraJet has also created a bath attachment called the Magic Lotus. By simply unscrewing the wand and attaching the Lotus instead, you have your very own, personal, underwater orgasm jet that has an air intake which mixes water and air to deliver a firm stream of fizzy water.

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The jet feels like a bottle of champagne fizz exploding against you after being shaken.

Like a miniature fire hose with bubbles.

Like an Alka-Seltzer for your genitals.

Like nothing you’ve ever felt before.

It even has a suction cup on the bottom of the jet to keep it in place wherever it works best for you. The effervescence is a different feeling all its own, and being able to lay back and relax while obtaining countless hands-free, hydro-stimulated orgasms is a pretty unique home luxury. The combination of water and air is highly arousing and quite highly recommended.

I’m super excited because the company has allowed me to extend my 50% off code from the Valentine’s Day Giveaway, and you can now use OPHELIA50 throughout the entire month of April on all pre-orders of KlittraJet. The best part is there is no money down on this first production order, so this is the best time to take advantage of ordering the system.

You can find them at:

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Twitter – @KlittraJet

 

  KlittraJet Shower AND Bath Kit with

50% Off Code OPHELIA50 – Only $19.99

Until June 1, 2016!

Pre-Order Here!

 

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Getting Down to Business:

Tech Specs

Pros:

  • Incredibly affordable – especially with my 50% off code
  • Unique sensation incomparable to other sex toys
  • Easy to use for the elderly/disabled
  • Amazing orgasms in privacy for living with parents/roommates
  • Makes shower and bath cleaning super easy with the hose
  • Extended length of hose, good for use with partners and reaching the bath bottom
  • Very easy and quick installation
  • Incredible water pressure from both the shower wand and Magic Lotus
  • The included carrying bag is AWESOME for toting it or all your toys around when traveling – mine’s already traveled quite a bit!
  • Useless knees and delirium

 

Cons:

  • A couple of fittings are plastic, but they’re just launching and I imagine it’s something they’ll upgrade as they become more popular
  • It doesn’t have a huge range of motion for pivoting and aiming the wand when it’s cradled, and doesn’t necessarily stay in all positions you may try to put it

 

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Recommendations:

  • I highly recommend saving the orgasms for AFTER you’re finished showering as knees become immediately useless, and the brain cannot immediately function
  • Definitely use Teflon thread tape for a tighter seal, as with any plumbing
  • Take care to not over-tighten some of the plastic fittings
  • If you plan on purchasing it, there is no better time than now with my 50% off code OPHELIA50 and no money down all through June 1, 2016

 

How would you use the KlittraJet in your home?

 

5 comments on “How Niagara Falls Feels Against Your Clit

  1. I enjoy your storries .some blow my mind but it’s explanatory in many ways to understand the female softer side. So I have ta say keep the good work up I enjoy seeing things through your eyes .i have ta be frank it leaves u wanting more .images r always s a plus. Brakes t not always easy to put a face or body to some of the awesome stories. .u go girl

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  2. Love the title of your post 🙂 it actually made me spit my tea out I was laughing so much! It’s safe to say that I’ll consider my morning shower in a new light tomorrow lol

    P.S. Thanks for the blog like – it’s nice to get an interesting visitor!

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  3. Ophelia I absolutely adore your blog. I love your openness and honesty and most recently you reminded me that I was once seeked the illusive ‘squirt’ myself! Unfortunately, still haven’t hit that one but I keep trying! Thanks for reading my blog too, Love and whitelight, Roz;)

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