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How I Taught Myself to Squirt Like a Porn Star with Sheets of San Francisco and the Njoy Pure Wand


We’ve all at some point seen the porn where the chick shoots liquid from her crotch 20 feet across the room and thought to ourselves, ‘There’s no way that’s real, she has to be peeing.’ But despite my numerous attempts at replaying the videos right at ‘the moment’ to see what it looks like, where it came from and how, I’ve always been a bit skeptical while remaining sincerely curious and intrigued.

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It took my entire life thus far to be able to nail down the difference between a G-spot orgasm and a clitoral orgasm, and when I finally did a few months ago I decided that learning to ‘squirt’ was going to be my next mission. There was only one problem; if I happened to actually be successful, where did I plan on doing this without making a total mess?

squirtingThe obvious answer is the bathtub, but I am not a bath person as bathtubs and showers generally freak me out unless they’re sparkling clean. Therefore, I didn’t find laying in an empty, cold bathtub particularly sexy for my experiments. I really would have loved to be in the comfort of our bed, but towels are pretty inconvenient and unreliable barriers of liquid and laying down a tarp really sucks the charm out of the whole event.

As I said when I told you about the best two orgasms of my entire life, I’ve always felt a certain instinctive restraint when I cum as all of my pelvic muscles tighten. I don’t feel any particular urge to ‘let go’ of anything, but certain toys, positions, and angles elicit the feeling of wanting to urinate and I’ve definitely checked on several occasions panicking to see if I accidentally did.

The urge to urinate when performing sexual acts is typically attributed to arousing the G-spot. This is a perfectly normal sensation, and it doesn’t usually mean that you’re going to urinate. There are glands located around the lower end of the female urethra called Skene glands, after Scottish gynecologist Alexander Skene, which are thought to contribute to female ejaculation. These glands are thought of as the ‘female prostate,’ and the tissue surrounding the area fills with blood during arousal. Upon sufficient arousal and orgasm, the Skene glands can have the ability to ejaculate a varying amount of fluid. It appears that some women have reduced glands or none at all, which accounts for why some women are able to and some aren’t. I believe many women think they can’t simply because they haven’t made a concerted effort to try. So I did.

I wanted to give it a go solo the first time just to get familiar with the process on my own. I did a little research, read some tips on what stimulates the glands, and laid down about 6 towels on a portion of the bed. I made sure to urinate before I started to help eliminate that as a factor. I used my favorite combination of the Njoy Pure Wand and the Magic Wand because together they give me the most mind-blowing and powerful orgasms imaginable. It’s important to give the Skene glands ample time to warm up, so I masturbated to a random porno until I was sufficiently hot and wet.

Of course I had a lot on my mind – I had no idea what to expect, I didn’t know if the towels would be enough to spare the mattress, and the towels themselves were pretty lumpy and uncomfortable. I also put myself under immense pressure to make this happen, but I tried to block everything out and focus on my task. I came pretty hard a few times, and instead of giving in to the instinct to ‘hold everything in,’ I tried pushing out instead. Nothing too exciting seemed to happen, but I did feel something hot trickle down my pussy lips a bit. When I checked it out, one towel had a little liquid on it but I overall chalked it up to a failure. Except for the incredible orgasms.

Around the same time, I came across the Twitter account @SheetsoSF and upon further investigation discovered they’re a company that makes ‘fluid-proof’ sheets and pillow cases – the quick, clean, and easy solution to my recent struggles. We got to talking and decided it would be a great thing for me to try out, so they sent me a fitted sheet to fit our bed.

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I told my husband about my previous attempt to squirt, and we were looking forward to trying it again together with Sheets of San Francisco. We started the evening like usual; smoked a few bowls, did a few shots, then put the sheet on our bed over the existing fitted sheet. In my favorite black industrial fishnets and garter belt, he laid me down on my back with a pillow under my ass to have better access to my G-spot. He slowly started warming me up in order to arouse the Skene glands, then he decided to use the tried and true favorites, the Njoy Pure Wand and Magic Wand.

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Pure Wand and champagne, what more could a girl need?

He knelt between my legs facing me as he massaged my G-spot with the Pure Wand while I vibrated my clit. Compared to the first time that I tried squirting, I was much more at ease with the situation because the sheet is really comfortable,  I wasn’t worried about damaging anything, and most of all – I didn’t feel like Little Miss Muffet laying on a pile of junk.

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I started feeling close to cumming so I focused my thoughts on relaxing, and as soon as I crossed the threshold to orgasm, I pushed hard with my vaginal muscles and came so hard that I started screaming. I sadly didn’t feel anything else unusual, it was just a really intense orgasm. But the second my heart starting sinking with disappointment that I still wasn’t able to squirt, my husband suddenly started excitedly exclaiming things like, “Oh fuck YES, oh my, this is so fucking hot!” and I realized – it was happening. I did it. I fucking drenched him, and I’ve never cum so hard in my life.

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While I didn’t necessarily feel the liquid shooting out, my ass did become really warm from the liquid dripping down, and it was incredibly powerful ‘letting go.’ It was really bizarre, but after quickly getting over my disbelief (largely due to the fact that I was sitting in a literal puddle), my first instinct was to cry because it really was a “EUREKA!” moment for me. This must be how they felt in the Stone Age when they discovered fire. Luckily the feeling was immediately surpassed by other feelings of pride, achievement, and badassery. I mean it, I swear I felt like I graduated into some elite porn star club.

I even investigated the fluid – clear, slightly milky in parts, no smell whatsoever. I then went to the bathroom and urinated a full bladder, so I know what I squirted was ejaculate. We both were pretty amazed that it happened, and my husband was so turned on that he insisted we clean up and do it again right away. Unfortunately, the pillow became a casualty in this experiment because it got completely soaked, so that was eliminated from subsequent rounds.

Sheets3The sheets held the liquid on the surface perfectly with no leaks, and cleaning up was super easy. We took a couple towels, and after drying ourselves off we wiped up the puddle on the bed and were surprised at how easy it was. The sheet dried right up and wasn’t sticky, wet, or gross, so we hopped back into bed and tried again. I was able to squirt two more times before we both were exhausted, and it was super hot.

We wiped up with the towels again after the final ‘show,’ tossed them onto the sheet, peeled up the corners, and threw everything straight into the washing machine. It washed easily like a normal sheet, I let it air dry, and it was ready and waiting for the next time. They do say that you can tumble dry on warm if you prefer.

It’s interesting to witness how critical and valuable certain tools can be, because all it took was a thoughtfully engineered sheet for me to feel comfortable and interested enough to achieve squirting, something I’ve been pondering for over a decade. When you want to be spontaneous yet still responsible, it really can affect the flow of things when you don’t have the proper area to have your fun in. Sheets of San Francisco makes all of your desires come true with one simple, yet extremely effective product that has changed my life forever

In addition to being completely fluid-proof, as an added bonus they are also wax-resistant if you’re into a little wax play. I tested this, and it’s true – the wax I poured on just peeled right off after it hardened. It leaves an oil residue where the wax was, but that comes completely off with regular soap, water, and elbow grease, or a spin in the wash.

They sell fitted sheets, flat sheets, pillow cases, and come in either solid or print. They feel pretty nice and have a smooth rubbery texture that is great to glide along on. They’re a bit chilly at first naked contact, but I imagine that’ll be great in the summer! We have a King size, and it’s actually pretty lightweight and small when folded up – I’ve already taken it with us to a hotel on a trip to get these pictures. I really think the Sheets of San Francisco are fantastic, and there is a lot of fun that is going to be had on ours.

Like Sheets of SF says, “Just let yourself go….”

You can find them at:

@SheetsoSF

https://sheetsofsanfrancisco.com/

https://www.facebook.com/sheetsosf

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Tech Specs

Pros:

  • Freedom to be adventurous without worry
  • Attractive colors
  • Great texture
  • Completely fluid-proof
  • Wax-resistant
  • Easy to clean
  • Thick material

 

Cons:

  • Couldn’t find any, but may be a little pricey for some

 

Recommendations:

  • If you’re getting a sheet, definitely get the pillow cases too – you don’t want any casualties like I had!

 

sheet2Verdict:

My sexual world was definitely enriched once Sheets of San Francisco entered it. Life can be a little messy, and having the ability to be carefree so you can enjoy yourself is extremely important in sexual exploration. These sheets are of excellent quality and I highly recommend picking one (or a set!) up!

 

17 comments on “How I Taught Myself to Squirt Like a Porn Star with Sheets of San Francisco and the Njoy Pure Wand

  1. Good job on solving the mystery. I find what works best is making the “come here” gesture with two fingers inside, stimulating the g spot. The harder you hit it over and over, the more intense it gets, supposedly. Nice post. =)

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  3. Great and thorough review.I too love SofSF . Saves me a lot of laundry;-) I have a Directed Erotic Visualisation experience on eSensual Books called Finding the Sweet Spot to help those looking to learn how to squirt. If you are interested in trying it out , contact me directly and I will send you a copy.

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  4. My girlfriend was a squirter but felt imbarassed ,I tried get it in the bathroom where we could clean up the mess.But she wouldn’t do it,she would do it alone in the bedroom.She wouldn’t clean up after and started smell bad.I tried to explain it to her but she took it personaly and broke up with me,I hope she will find someone else she will listen to.

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  5. Outstanding article!! My wife and I had used G spot play during our sex life but always stopped short of really trying as you recently did. A few months ago, one night I decided to really work harder at stimulating her G spot in an attempt to make her squirt and we were also very successful. Like your hubby, I was so fucking turned on at watching this clear, slightly viscous liquid shoot from her vagina!! I used my fingers to stimulate her G spot while she pressed on her abdomen and that seemed to work. Please tell me if you think this metal wand was crucial in helping you squirt.I have seen them but thought they would be too cold and uncomfortable for her to slide up her vag. Very sexy and stimulating, reading your account!! BTW, don’t know your age but she is 55 and it has become the mainstay of our sexual activity.

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  6. This is really interesting! I remember the first time I squirted I thought I was peeing (I wasn’t sure). I only realized what it was until after I learned about squirting. It’s weird though, I can only seem to do it when I masturbate.

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