One night, my husband and I went upstairs to go to bed. When I rounded the bed to reach my side, I saw a box on my pillow. I opened it and discovered another long, skinny box, a bunch of lubes, some condoms, necklaces, and some pins. This is the most random box I had ever opened, but it certainly had my attention. Evidently my husband won a toy and some schwag in a contest held by someone on Twitter.
Aside from the fact that we just don’t win things in life, I had no idea how that little box was about to change my life. The toy in question here is the beloved Magic Wand Original. I am one of those women who prefer stronger stimulation, but the intensity of this thing is simply astonishing. So much so that I have subsequently named it “The Jackhammer,” and it is exactly what I need.
If you’ve ever felt the twinge of depression be it a lifelong battle, or just a broken heart after a breakup, you know you have days where you truly cannot make it out of bed. My husband travels frequently for work, so I would find myself in bed on such a day watching Netflix and getting high. Suddenly my Grey’s Anatomy would take a racy turn as a resident and intern slide inside an on-call room for a quick screw, and I’d discover a tingling between my legs. It’s no secret that weed makes you horny, so I’d end up reaching for my Jackhammer and experimenting with it.
Hitachi make two kinds of Magic Wands – Original and Rechargeable. The Original that I have has a low and high setting, but even the low really packs a punch. I quickly discovered that I can give myself different orgasms depending on which setting I have it on, and if I have a dildo inside me as well. The feeling of the vibrations coursing through me along with the serene calm of being high puts me in a kind of cerebral trance state. It feels like being half high, and half asleep, and every sensation is magnified. I’m able to picture any fantasy, and feel everything in slow motion. I’ve actually been able to hypnotize myself twice – true fact. I just wish someone could record the thoughts I have in my head, it would probably make a best seller.
A huge turn on of mine is being teased, so I like to start out slowly by caressing my inner thighs and outer lips lightly while I choose what porn I want to watch. I’m a big proponent of porn, it always has me wet in no time. The Jackhammer feels good just about anywhere you put it, but placing it right above, yet touching, my clit is always a winner. I usually like to start the first few orgasms on low speed, because there’s only up from there! With that thing, I can come within the minute, but it’s once I get there that really blows my mind. The peak of the typical orgasm (at least in my own, female experience) only lasts but a few brief seconds before tapering off, but with the Magic Wand, I’m able to control and sustain that feeling of ecstasy for as long as I can take it. Additionally, I can give myself as many orgasms as I have time for.
After some experimenting, I realized that having a dildo inside me at the same time brings the orgasms to a whole other level. Everyone knows that women have clitoral orgasms, and G-spot orgasms – I can assure you, there is a difference, and they both do exist. When I have something inside me (dildo, penis, or otherwise), I’m able to expand and contract my vaginal wall muscles putting pressure on my G-spot, which results in an utter explosion of bliss throughout my entire body. Then I’m able to hold onto the high of the orgasm and ride it right into countless other orgasms. The best part is that they keep getting better, and by the third or fourth one, I’m unable to control what screams escape my throat.
Needless to say, I’ve had very real thoughts in my head about how I cannot be without a Magic Wand for the remainder of my life, how I need to figure out how and where I am going to stock up on extras (because this one is bound to die with the amount of use it gets), and approximating what they might have for a lifespan. I have done the math. I also CANNOT WAIT to try the cordless.
So after many times of Googling how to have better orgasms and what the best techniques are, and finding nothing but illiterate monkeys talking about “how me n my bf had da best sex last nyte,” I thought, maybe I have the best technique. So, I decided to share it.
If you too want earth-shattering orgasms and reckless abandon, you can find the Magic Wand Original and the Magic Wand Rechargeable at my favorite, safe, discrete, and non-discriminating sex toy shop, Good Vibes.
Those are my thoughts with a dildo in hand.